01/31/09

IT WAS LIKE WORLD WAR 2 UP IN HERE

by RonHorse

DIAMONDS ON MY NECKLACE DIAMONDS ON MY GRILL. Her name is DIAMOND and she shines for me on Sundays. The basketball court is clean and only one girl had a thick moustache. $$$$!!! I'm four hamburger patties in and ready for the asian to give the DUDE a BACK RUB. my swimtrunks were moist like im INSIDE A CANOE. left the bag of Cheerios but the manager mailed it to me.

• Pros: Dry Food
• Cons: welts

12/03/08

Keep away from Lola

by TheBuddy

For more reasons that I can express stay away from this dancer. The other girls in there are great. A nice place to go. This one though, I can not warn you enough about.

09/24/05

Some precautions to take

by joe_from_new_jersey

Diamond is the name given a gorgeous black dancer who works only Sundays. Her forty-dollar private dance, in which she is keeps her top on, will have you changing your underpants once you get home. Natasha (weeknights) is an asian worth checking out--her private dance--sixty dollars for a topless coupling--is quite effective. "Heaven", a well endowed brown-haired white girl, is pretty good on the stage (her lesbian coupling with another topless dancer is worth the ten dollar entry fee). "Candice", too, will make you long and hard. If you don't have the sixty dollars for a topless private dance, in which you get straddled from the front and behind--the ATM on the premises charges you seven dollars for a withdrawal, so come with a wallet full of twenties. The Paper Moon is quite dark, so seat yourself at the side of the stage, not at the end.

• Pros: no fatties, friendly management, spacious
• Cons: very dark